Cheers In The Heights

Doesn't Recommend

Peter C.

Joined 1 year ago

Bugs, Bitches, and Barf. If you want gnats and flies in your food, eat at Cheers. Then of course, if you dine OUTSIDE you;ll get mosquitos and carbon monoxide poisoning from all the cars driving by. The only good thing about eating outside was that I could blast a noxous fart and blame some idiot and tell my rent-a-date that the wind blew it in our direction.

My date ate some salmon then hurled it up in the back seat of my car while she was swabbing my sperm spear with her tuna dungeon at Boyle Park. The way I see it, Cheers owes me a cleaning bill, a refund on my "date", and a happy ending. Piece of sh*t restaurant!

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heightsgardener07

Joined 3 years ago

Great Lunch Spot. One of my favorite places to have lunch. I enjoy the patio, it has consistently good food and service!